1. brandonslashbatman: dark0nyx7: ZOMG. I’m so sad that I actually printed this out and am about to stick it on my bedroom wall. Obsessed? No! Why would you do that? You just have to turn around and rip it down.

    brandonslashbatman:

    dark0nyx7:

    ZOMG. I’m so sad that I actually printed this out and am about to stick it on my bedroom wall. Obsessed? No!

    Why would you do that?

    You just have to turn around and rip it down.

    (Source: dark0nyx7)

  2. Anonymous asked: How do?

    I do.

    Oh god, I’m married now.

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  4. thatsmycigar:

    The Making of The Shining by Vivian Kubrick (x)

    “Ready.” I can just tell he says it so calmly.

    (Source: maudit)

  5. shuofthewind: odinsmightymustache: Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question? JK Rowling: Yes. Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name? JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin. Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge. BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL

    shuofthewind:

    odinsmightymustache:

    Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?

    JK Rowling: Yes.

    Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?

    JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.

    Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.

    BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL

  6. I went to the grocery store the other day and went into the produce section, looking to buy some bananas. I found some, but they looked a bit old.

    I called an employee over and asked, “Excuse me, are these bananas fresh?”

    One of the bananas jumped up in my face and yelled, “I’m so fresh, you can suck my nuts.”

    I don’t know what to do.

  7. unclaimed-destiny:

    Reblog if you’re willing to answer publicly anything that comes to your ask box right now.

    Feel free to be as crazy stupid as possible.

  8. brandonslashbatman:

    This is what happens when I come home. I nearly die laughing when seeing old friends…and then I do this.

    I can’t

    (Source: undeadkelso93)

  9. geesearecool:

    i just finished my glass of orange juice this is another sign i’ll never drink orange juice again

    I just finished my nap, and I think this is a sign I will never sleep again.

    (Source: mariam-leto)

  10. The Pikavengers

    The Pikavengers

    (Source: ceoofshag)